greetings, dearest follower! you must be intrigued by the title of this post. so, i will not delay the explanation any further, lest you lose interest and move on to thefacebook.com. god forbid. tehehe. on monday, the day proceeded as normal. the morning, like many of the mornings here, remained foggy and cool. my favorite part of the day. i ate my mueseli and yogurt happily. i logged on to the interwebs, not even getting too frustrated with the lackluster connection and audience. then i "lesson planned," attempting to create the most fun and most educational game possible to earn the title of the coolest teacher at the learning centre. then lunch hour. the day progessively gets steamier and infested with insects. two hours of english grammar teaching. exercise hour. a hybrid of yoga on my small patch of tile floor and jogging. yes, i now jog. i jog into town, a grueling 2k loop. i've attracted quite the following of local dogs and village folk as i complete my third week in nai soi. yes, i've noticed that you drive your motobike past me 5-6 times, each time gathering a new passenger to stare at me and giggle. and yes, i realize i am sweating profusely and look like i'm about to pass out. and that i'm foreign. ENDORPHINS! ok? ok. i'm just trying to make it to that next tree. so after the spectacle of exercising, it was dinner hour/reviewing the week's photos for photography class hour. chad, the other volunteer, and I remarked from our table that it looked like more fires were burning than usual. chad departs our perch to investigate. one fire appears to be particularly out of control. a few seconds later, the fence surrounding the school bursts into flame! screaming and panic ensue. the students sprint to retrieve their watering cans, and the fire is ultimately extinguished. a close call, my friends. a close call.
another curious incident, dearest follower, was my first attempt at doing laundry. because of the lack of a flushing toilet and an electric shower in my room, imagine my surprise when i found a washing machine on my porch. giddy and full of hope, and ignoring some backhanded comments about the actual prowess of the machine, i put my clothes in for their first wash. almost two hours later, the machine beeped. the spin does not work on this machine. the clothes were drenched. not a problem, i thought. the sun is baking me. it will bake my clothes in no time. i transport my clothes to the nearest bamboo pole. first disaster. i lose 2-3 items to the dirt. back into the machine. then, after hanging up around half of the load on the pole, unsure of what to do with the rest of the clothes, especially my underwear (which can not be dried in front of my students, of course) i realize the pole itself is quite dirty. to avoid writing a short essay on how i completed this enormous task of doing my laundry, i'll leave you, dear follower, with the knowledge that most of my clothes are now more dirty than when I first put them in the washing machine. i think i'm slowly understanding why the motto of thailand is "mai pen rai," or "no worries." one of our students got malaria? ohno teacher, do not worry. he is ok. he will be back soon. why do we not have electricity right now? when will it come back on? teacher, do not worry. i think it will come back soon. why do we not have school tomorrow? teacher, it is family planning day. do not worry. and i thought i was sooo laid back.
last weekend i traveled to mae hong son, the thriving "megapolis" around 25 minutes by motobike from my school. i say megapolis, but in actuality it's same same as yarmouth. MHS does, however, provide juicy burgers, access to world news, a beautiful lake with limited mosquitoes, and some wats. if you're willing to climb a small mountain, that is. proof of my trek above. i did not pay someone to climb up and snap some pics. and, just to reveal my inner, or maybe totally obvious, nerd, i learned about the importance of MHS in my comps research, so it was pretty surreal and cool to see some of the sights mentioned in my sources in REAL LIFE. ugh i feel exposed. this weekend i am heading to pai, which is rumored to be a totes heady hippy town. full of crooning thai rastas. while there, i'm planning on embarking on a two day rafting adventure, following the river from pai to mae hong son. i can only hope for extremely hilarious content for next week's blogpost. i leave you, dearest follower, with an image of one of my favorite hangout spots in nai soi. until next time.
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